Bedbugs: Warning, contains images some may find offensive!

Well, now the camera is out of quarrantine, and I've located the USB lead, I can show what we have had to deal with the last few months:

This is under the fireplace in the dining room. Ignore the peeling wallpaper - I don't think we can blame the bedbugs on that! All those black spots are the fecal deposits of blood left by fed bedbugs. Gross huh?

More bedbug poo spots.

Unfortunately this image isn't too clear, but this is after we pulled the carpet back from the wall and revealed thousands of cast shells, eggs, dead bedbugs and of, course, poo!
Gareth modelling our new range of footwear for bedbug-proofing. Yes, it is a black bag tied around his feet, and yes, that is all we wore when we were bagging up everything before the fumigator arrived. Luckily we finished before he arrived. That could have been awkward.